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Muse.on.Paper Admin
Posts : 537 Bubbles Created : 499 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 32 Location : *Smashes tracking device*
| Subject: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sat May 29, 2010 7:57 am | |
| Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Feel free to add to it, or just post any quotes of your own!
~Muse On Paper | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:25 pm | |
| 2) Your mobile´s ringtone should be your scream (try to make it convincing)
3) Always bring a peanut, a piece of string and a notebook with you (to have these items, you must read the book "1000 ways to kill a person with a peanut, a piece of string and a notebook") | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
Posts : 537 Bubbles Created : 499 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 32 Location : *Smashes tracking device*
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:43 am | |
| LOL
4) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| Double LOL 5) When you´re doing an exam, the answer to all questions should be: "You know what´s the right answer", "It wasn´t my fault" or "I can´t answer this because I forgot to bring my cheat sheet"
6)Always drive and eat with your feet
7) You should only take a bath once a month | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
Posts : 537 Bubbles Created : 499 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 32 Location : *Smashes tracking device*
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:58 pm | |
| LMAO! Go skinny-dipping in a local fountain. | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| I did that once! but I wasn´t naked =P
Always wear sunglasses, a T-shirt, shorts and sandals when it´s raining (I did this yesterday. Stupid weird spanish weather)
Read all the books that have the words "for dummies" in the title. Ex: Internet for dummies, Suicide for dummies, Economy for dummies.
Point at everything and everyone and then say "AH AH" | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
Posts : 537 Bubbles Created : 499 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 32 Location : *Smashes tracking device*
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:21 am | |
| LOL
Wear a black coat, black pants, black top and sunglases and walk into a store. Hold a walkie-talkie against your ear while you walk around, pretending to talk into it. When someone asks you what you're doing point behind them, scream 'Look out!', push them into a shelf, and run.
I did it once. I moved the next day XD | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:44 am | |
| ROFLMAO! X3
Sleep upside down. It´s more comfortable. (at least that´s what my cousin Dracula told me)
When you´re in a supermarket, hide behind stuff and yell to people "This is Sparta!". Whe an employee appears, tell him that you´re playing hide and seek | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
Posts : 537 Bubbles Created : 499 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 32 Location : *Smashes tracking device*
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:08 am | |
| Haha!!
In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
Don't use any punctuation. | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:59 am | |
| XD
Remember, everyone´s your enemy. Even the toaster!
When you see a plane or a helicopter in the sky, ask the person next to you how does it fly. If the person says that doesn´t know, tell him/her: "Because the people that are on that thing believe in fairies" | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
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| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:48 am | |
| LOL love the toaster one!
The earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I used to think I was weird, now I know I'm just interesting.
I want to die laughing like my grandpa did, not like the passangers in his car. | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:45 pm | |
| I adore all of those!
I think, therefore I could be a great president.
Monkeys are not your friends. They´re your cousins.
If someone tells you that you´re insane, you say "Of course! It´s the new fashion!" | |
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Muse.on.Paper Admin
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| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:19 am | |
| LOL
This isn't an office. It's Hell with flourescent lighting.
Remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. | |
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mcazevedo
Posts : 527 Bubbles Created : 494 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 27 Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Random Saying, Quotes and Stuff Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:30 pm | |
| LMAO
Don´t panic! That´s my job!
If you think school´s bad, wait ´till you meet my family. They´re all teachers. | |
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